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WARNING: PIG Tones Voices Are Highly Addictive

Common side-effects include: becoming obsessed with having the entire collection and purchasing all 34 voices at a cost of $339 …But NOT Today and NOT for You!

It’s True! We LOVE all our customers who happily purchase EVERY voice ONE-BY-ONE and then beg us for more voices and come back to spend even more money!

But Today we’re rewarding our customers by making it EASIER THAN EVER to get all our voices at once for ONE SUPER LOW PRICE!

Chances are…you’re going to want to buy them all ANYWAY after you try your 1st Voice…So we made it FAST, CHEAP and EASY for you! (Just like we like our…oh never mind)

Here’s what we’re doing for you today!

You Get All 34 Voices delivered instantly, which can be installed in less than 2 minutes)

But you don’t have to buy them one-by-one for $9.95 each…and you don’t have to choose which voice you want in your car.

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And NOT for $239

NOT EVEN for $139

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We haven’t stopped there. When you take advantage of this limited time discount…

You Also Get Every FUTURE Voice We Ever Create For FREE!

We know it’s a little crazy to give you future voices for free. But we think you deserve them and we want you to have them.

Thousands of drivers have installed Pig Tones on their GPS’s and are having a lot more fun driving than you are. There’s several reasons people chose to give their GPS a “voice lift”…the main reason is it’s just so much more fun!

Frequently Asked Questions

The biggest questions we get from people who would love to have PIG Tones voices, but are a little nervous to try them are this:

Question 1: Will it work on MY GPS unit?

YES…if you have a Garmin or Tom Tom GPS system. It does not currently work in the factory installed dashboard GPS systems.

Although it works on most Garmin/Tom Tom, Click here to see GPS compatibility

Question 2: Is It Safe for my GPS unit?

100% safe! We are authorized Garmin Developers and follow strict guidelines. With tens of thousands of satisfied customers, we’ve never had an issue before and voices are easily uninstalled

Question 3: How EASY is it to install on my GPS?

SUPER EASY…Here are the simple step by step instructions

Step 1: Click the Buy Button for the device you own (Garmin or Tom Tom ) and complete your safe, secure and guaranteed order.

Step 2: Download the file to your computer

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USB Cable

Step 3: Hook up a USB cable to from your computer (PC or MAC) to your Garmin or Tom Tom GPS System. (The cable came with your GPS unit…they all do)

Step 4:Follow the easy instructions on the screen

THAT’S IT, NOW YOU’RE READY TO…

Step 5: Get in your car, choose a voice and get on the road with your new co-pilot!

Step 6: Shock your your friends and tell them to go to Pigtones.com!

Question 4: What If I’m Not Satisfied?

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Ok, this is a pretty simple deal.

You get all the voices we have now or ever create for one super low price.

You download and install them and if for any reason you’re not happy, just let us know because we guarantee your satisfaction!

Here Are The Voices You Can Get Today!
Have A Listen…

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Drill Sergeant: Listen up you piece of amphibian sh*t! If you make a wrong turn it ain’t “Gunny’s” fault, but he’ll make you pay for it with more than pushups! (Explicit and PG rated available) All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character.

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Arnold The Governator: Hasta la Vista to be being lost. The govenator, can lead a state government as well as navigate you around town. He will terminate the traffic! All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character.

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Pagoda: When 800 years you drive, navigate you can! Till then, let the Pagoda voice use the inner guidance for good! Ask him to find you a decent cup of coffee with our POI maps too. All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character.

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Sooouie The Talking Baby Pig: Wise-cracking toddlers come in many shapes and sizes. You may have one of your own! But we bet yours isn’t nearly as bent on taking over the world as this poly-syllabic mini-genius. All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character.

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 Get All Voices For One Low Price!Listen To Sample Capt Jack: We bet you’ve never been guided down the road by a drunken sailor before have you? Let Capt. Jack and his trusty compass guide you to the things you desire the most! All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character.

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All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character.

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All voices are an impersonation or parody.

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All voices are an impersonation/parody.

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All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character.

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(Explicit and PG rated voices available)

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All voices are an impersonation or parody

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The Normal Retail Price Per Voice: $9.97 x 34 Voices = $339

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But NOT for $339

And NOT for $239

NOT EVEN for $139

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You’re Saving $300 Dollars!

…And Every Voice We Ever Create Gets Delivered To You For FREE!

This is almost like getting a brand new GPS!

We’re excited to bring it to you along with the thousands of satisfied customers.

Bryan H. said:

“I did not know what to expect when i first started downloading, but once my kids heard yoda navigating how to get on the freeway, they went nuts. When I got lost and heard “Finding a new route I am, patient you must be,” the kids went bonkers again.”

Phil H. said

“I bought my GPS after using one in a rental car. It was effective but boring. Your voices make the ride a blast!”

Bobby R.

“My pigtones voice was easy to install and my whole family enjoys it. It was a simple step by step procedure. I look forward to downloading another!!”

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